Wednesday, December 15, 2004

I Don't See Dead People, Dude!

From CNN tonight:

"Police find marijuana stashed in coffins"

"A routine traffic stop turned into a drug bust when Oklahoma Highway Patrol troopers found 610 pounds of marijuana stashed in four coffins."

About one of the drivers of the vehicle: '"He didn't check inside the caskets for drugs -- would you?' attorney Donn Baker said."

NewScrewer Says: Okay (coff coff), I'm thinking (coff), "Geez, I'm not sure I'd believe the guy. I make it a habit of looking in trucks in coffins that I drive. That I...wait."

Anyway, isn't a bunch of dope better than a skunky old corpse?



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