Wednesday, December 15, 2004

My Next Arrest

Hot off the press, the transcript from my next court case;

Judge: NewScrewer, you are charged with indecency, obscenity, treason, inciting the media, nocturnal rambling, and public drunkenness in private, which is now public. How do you plead?

NewScrewer: You're on her, I mean "your Honor," I plead not guilty by reason of Undocumented Nicaraguan Nanny.

Judge: Uh, I must recuse myself from this case at this time...

NewScrewer: More on the the future. (And thanks to Bernard Kerik, et al.)


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